Creature Cocks Slitherine Silicone Cock Ring Purple
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The desert heat is enough to kill even the strongest warrior. Not a drop of water permeates the dry air and punishing rays of the sun. Only the most aggressive and cunning survive. We wear water-suits to venture out in the early morning, before the heat is at its worst. The giant, blind worms of the desert can hear us and feel our steps so we dance among the dunes and walk erratically. My guide knows the way to a reservoir of water deep underground and I am here to discover what it can offer our people farther out in the city of Faen Ymir. As we enter the cave, the air immediately cools and I shiver. Eager to feel the wetness on my face and body, I strip out of my suit as soon as I see my guide do the same. They slide into a stream and my heart skips a beat as their naked, wet body reemerges. They are stunningly beautiful, and with so much need to wear these suits it is rare to ever see so much bare skin on anyone. I can't help but feel myself begin to engorge and stiffen. They smile knowingly, and cup their hands to the water to drink. I do the same but then yelp in shock and jump out of the water. "What is it?", they ask with concern in their voice. I can't tell what's wrong until I see a dark purple worm with spikes and teeth that has, to my horror, latched on to my shaft! "Ah! It's a slitherine worm!" They blush pink and begin to laugh. "I'm sorry, there's only one way to get rid of it…" they come closer, pulling me to the water's edge. "You have to relax." My heart races. "I don't think I can relax with this on my rod!"I say, deeply disturbed. They pause, then smile. "I… may be able to help you." Then they climb on top and slide me inside where I can feel both their wetness and their heat!
Use with water-based lubricant. Wash with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys.
Measurements:
Materials: Silicone
Colour: Purple
Note: Do not use with silicone lubricants.
DELIVERY
100% discretion assured! All orders are shipped in plain discreet packaging as above.
When will my order be dispatched?
Please note that during busy periods such as Christmas, dispatch may take longer than normal. The delivery method is unaffected by the dispatch time.
Order Placed Before 2pm Monday - Friday: dispatched same day
Order Placed Between 2pm Friday and 12am Sunday: dispatched following Monday
Delivery options
Royal Mail Tracked 48: 2-3 working days
Royal Mail Tracked 24: 1-2 working days
The standard tracked delivery service is Royal Mail Tracked 48 which is delivered within two to three working days.
Our express delivery option Royal Mail Tracked 24 aims for your parcel to arrive by the next working day (Monday to Friday), where the order is placed before 2pm Monday to Friday.
Please note: Delivery to the Scottish Highlands and offshore UK islands areas may take longer than specified. Orders being sent to areas outside mainland UK are unlikely to arrive within the times specified even when selecting the next day.
Please allow 2-5 working days for the delivery of your order if you live in one of these postcodes:
AB30-38, AB44-56, FK17-99, G83, GY1, GY9, IV1-28, IV30-39, IV52-54, IV63, KW1-17, PA21-33, PA34-40, PH18-26, PH30, PH31-44, PH49-50, HS1-9, IV40-51, IV55-56, KA27-28, KW15-17, PA20, PA41-49, PA60-78, PH42-44, ZE1-3; plus: Northern Ireland.
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Security
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Bank Holiday deliveries
Standard Delivery - Royal Mail do not deliver on Bank Holidays.
Bank Holiday Dispatches
Bank Holiday Mondays - All orders placed before 2pm on the previous Friday will be dispatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Fridays - All orders placed before 2pm the previous Thursday will be dispatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Weekends - All orders placed over a Bank Holiday Weekend will not be dispatched until the next working day.
Important Note:
Due to the nature of our products, we reserve the right to decline orders which request delivery to certain addresses including schools and places of worship.
When an order is returned to us after an attempted delivery, you will receive a refund for the value of the order minus the shipping costs.
If you decide to order again, delivery charges will apply as normal.
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