Creature Cocks Dickosaur Dinosaur Silicone Dildo Green
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With beautiful, glittering blues, blacks, purples and teals, this Dino dong is about to outshine your other toys! With a massive, mushroom-tip head, you'll enjoy every time you pop it inside! The curved shaft has prominent veins on one side and a smooth ridge on the other. At the base are little dinosaur legs, a curved tail and a small pair of balls. It's as fun to look at as it is to ride! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strap-on harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, role play or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult toy! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
The helicopter drops you and your team off at the base camp. It's your job to explore this unknown and unexplored island. It's lush and green with a tropical climate. The sweat beads on your brow. "I'm going for a solo walk, guys. I need to stretch my legs after that long ride!", you yell back at your team who are staying at camp. After such a long time cramped in small aircrafts, you are eager to explore and be alone. After about an hour of walking you find a small river and decide it's time for a rest. You take off your boots and clothes and decide to cool off and wash away the sweat and grime from your body. The water feels cold and icy, but it wakes you up and refreshes you. You run back to shore, leaving the water, and lay on your clothes and let yourself air dry in the sun. After not too long, something wakes you. You hear a shuffling sound and see that something is caught in your clothes, and crawling under it. "It must be some small animal." you say to yourself, but as soon as you lift up your clothing to see you cry out in shock! It is a… lizard of some sort… but with a very odd looking head and neck! It's almost as if it was meant to look like a human dong! "What in the world kind of creature are you??" A nudge to your side alarms you again and you sit straight up to find a few more of these strange tiny dino dongs hopping around and nudging you. It seems odd and cute until… you see there are many, many more! They start to swarm you and then find their way on top of you, their little claws digging into your skin, and then wriggling their way between your thighs until, to your shock, they are inside you! You open your mouth to scream but another one hops inside your mouth! Before you know it, they've released a numbing saliva from their head, one that causes you to engorge and tingle, and these tiny pests have suddenly become a very big problem!
Features:
- Fantasy Dildo: This fun fantasy dong is a tiny dinosaur with a large dong for a head! It comes in a beautiful, glittery blue, purple, teal and black color combination!
- Suction cup base for hands-free play!
- Harness compatible
- Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone
Size: Overall length: 7.3 inches. Insertable length: 5.2 inches. Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.6 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 1.9 inches.
Note: Use with a water based lube and clean with toy cleaner to ensure hygienic reuses
DELIVERY
100% discretion assured! All orders are shipped in plain discreet packaging as above.
When will my order be dispatched?
Please note that during busy periods such as Christmas, dispatch may take longer than normal. The delivery method is unaffected by the dispatch time.
Order Placed Before 2pm Monday - Friday: dispatched same day
Order Placed Between 2pm Friday and 12am Sunday: dispatched following Monday
Delivery options
Royal Mail Tracked 48: 2-3 working days
Royal Mail Tracked 24: 1-2 working days
The standard tracked delivery service is Royal Mail Tracked 48 which is delivered within two to three working days.
Our express delivery option Royal Mail Tracked 24 aims for your parcel to arrive by the next working day (Monday to Friday), where the order is placed before 2pm Monday to Friday.
Please note: Delivery to the Scottish Highlands and offshore UK islands areas may take longer than specified. Orders being sent to areas outside mainland UK are unlikely to arrive within the times specified even when selecting the next day.
Please allow 2-5 working days for the delivery of your order if you live in one of these postcodes:
AB30-38, AB44-56, FK17-99, G83, GY1, GY9, IV1-28, IV30-39, IV52-54, IV63, KW1-17, PA21-33, PA34-40, PH18-26, PH30, PH31-44, PH49-50, HS1-9, IV40-51, IV55-56, KA27-28, KW15-17, PA20, PA41-49, PA60-78, PH42-44, ZE1-3; plus: Northern Ireland.
Not at home during the day?
This is not a problem; we just require your billing address to match the one your payment card is registered to. You can decide to have the order delivered to an alternative address at checkout.
Security
If you are out when the postman comes knocking, don't worry. The delivery service will leave a card which has details of where your parcel can be collected. It is then kept safely with them for 7 days. If not collected during that time period, it will be returned to us. You are advised to take along some proof of identity when collecting your parcel. Be sure to follow the instructions on your delivery note.
Tracking your order
We retain the tracking code for all orders, your tracking information will be emailed to you directly from the delivery service provider. You can then use this tracking code at the delivery service website to find out where your order is, along route to your home. Please remember to check your emails junk mail or spam folder for tracking information. If your tracking email does not arrive as expected, you can then contact us here or alternatively ring our customer service team on 0800 1223 669.
Haven’t received your order when expected?
Please refer to the above relevant delivery charges and options tables for expected delivery time. If your order does not arrive as expected, you can then contact us here or alternatively ring the customer service team on 0800 1223 669.
Bank Holiday deliveries
Standard Delivery - Royal Mail do not deliver on Bank Holidays.
Bank Holiday Dispatches
Bank Holiday Mondays - All orders placed before 2pm on the previous Friday will be dispatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Fridays - All orders placed before 2pm the previous Thursday will be dispatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Weekends - All orders placed over a Bank Holiday Weekend will not be dispatched until the next working day.
Important Note:
Due to the nature of our products, we reserve the right to decline orders which request delivery to certain addresses including schools and places of worship.
When an order is returned to us after an attempted delivery, you will receive a refund for the value of the order minus the shipping costs.
If you decide to order again, delivery charges will apply as normal.
It is your responsibility to ensure that any items purchased are legal in the country of delivery.
Simply Pleasure is not responsible for any orders delayed by incorrect information given at checkout, so please ensure you enter all information correctly.
