Creature Cocks Demogorgon Silicone Dildo Red Blue
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This Demogorgon comes from the world of the Upside Down. Its fearsome face flares out to reveal luscious lips that may devour you before you devour it with your body. It has bumps along the back of the round head. It has a strong, curved shaft with ridges. Is this the thing of dreams or nightmares? The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strap-on harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, role play or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult toy! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
You've fallen up to the upside down world of nightmares and forgotten dreams. The darkness envelops you, the cold sets in. Dust and ash float in the air signaling the doom and destruction of your world… If only you could conquer and defeat all of the creatures here before they creep into your realm! Those before you have tried fire, weapons and evasive tactics. Your team has a different plan, one that involves becoming stronger by gathering the DNA of these monsters and mixing it with humans. Hybrids are what your superiors, mad scientists with military clearance, want to create. You split up in twos and stealthily search for smaller monsters. You hear a blood curdling shriek and head towards it. About 100 yards away you see it; a demogorgon on its own. It isn't too big to take on, so you start towards it, your partner circling around to flank it. You whisper in your headset, "Got it in my sights. Go ahead and stun it when you can." You hear the sharp sound of the powerful tranquilizer piercing skin and the shriek of the demogorgon again. It starts running towards you, you're ready to fight, but then it staggers and falls. You approach it and, for good measure, take a taser and electrify it to make sure it won't get up. Then you search for its body. "Ah yes, there it is." You see that these monsters are humanoids after all. There's a long shaft between its legs and all you have to do is extract its seeds. "Watch my six", you tell your partner so they keep an eye out as you do your job. You wore very little below the belt to make this easy, and part your clothing so that your nakedness is bare to the elements. You start to work your magic on the shaft and sure enough it begins to throb. It looks so strange, and you hope you can make it work without a fight. Then you lube up, straddle it, and begin to ride! The feeling is unlike anything you've ever felt before and you find yourself moaning as the wide flare of the tip rubs against your sensitive nerves, heating you up and making you drip with wetness. The body of the demogorgon begins to twitch and your partner readies their gun, aimed for its head in case it does anything that looks like it is feeling awake enough to attack. Finally, your back arches as you feel the spilling of seed inside you, filling you up. You sit, panting, clenching your muscles to gather it all inside. As you rise, you gather the rest of the dripping seed into a vial, and run back to the portal.
Features:
- This terrifying Demogorgon has a flared head with lips on the front and bumps along the back, curved shaft, and muscular ridges
- Unique head!
- Strong suction cup base for hands-free riding!
- Harness compatible
- Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone
Size: Overall length: 8.9 inches. Insertable length: 8.2 inches. Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.7 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 3 inches.
Note: Use with a water based lube and clean with toy cleaner to ensure hygienic reuses
DELIVERY
100% discretion assured! All orders are shipped in plain discreet packaging as above.
When will my order be dispatched?
Please note that during busy periods such as Christmas, dispatch may take longer than normal. The delivery method is unaffected by the dispatch time.
Order Placed Before 2pm Monday - Friday: dispatched same day
Order Placed Between 2pm Friday and 12am Sunday: dispatched following Monday
Delivery options
Royal Mail Tracked 48: 2-3 working days
Royal Mail Tracked 24: 1-2 working days
The standard tracked delivery service is Royal Mail Tracked 48 which is delivered within two to three working days.
Our express delivery option Royal Mail Tracked 24 aims for your parcel to arrive by the next working day (Monday to Friday), where the order is placed before 2pm Monday to Friday.
Please note: Delivery to the Scottish Highlands and offshore UK islands areas may take longer than specified. Orders being sent to areas outside mainland UK are unlikely to arrive within the times specified even when selecting the next day.
Please allow 2-5 working days for the delivery of your order if you live in one of these postcodes:
AB30-38, AB44-56, FK17-99, G83, GY1, GY9, IV1-28, IV30-39, IV52-54, IV63, KW1-17, PA21-33, PA34-40, PH18-26, PH30, PH31-44, PH49-50, HS1-9, IV40-51, IV55-56, KA27-28, KW15-17, PA20, PA41-49, PA60-78, PH42-44, ZE1-3; plus: Northern Ireland.
Not at home during the day?
This is not a problem; we just require your billing address to match the one your payment card is registered to. You can decide to have the order delivered to an alternative address at checkout.
Security
If you are out when the postman comes knocking, don't worry. The delivery service will leave a card which has details of where your parcel can be collected. It is then kept safely with them for 7 days. If not collected during that time period, it will be returned to us. You are advised to take along some proof of identity when collecting your parcel. Be sure to follow the instructions on your delivery note.
Tracking your order
We retain the tracking code for all orders, your tracking information will be emailed to you directly from the delivery service provider. You can then use this tracking code at the delivery service website to find out where your order is, along route to your home. Please remember to check your emails junk mail or spam folder for tracking information. If your tracking email does not arrive as expected, you can then contact us here or alternatively ring our customer service team on 0800 1223 669.
Haven’t received your order when expected?
Please refer to the above relevant delivery charges and options tables for expected delivery time. If your order does not arrive as expected, you can then contact us here or alternatively ring the customer service team on 0800 1223 669.
Bank Holiday deliveries
Standard Delivery - Royal Mail do not deliver on Bank Holidays.
Bank Holiday Dispatches
Bank Holiday Mondays - All orders placed before 2pm on the previous Friday will be dispatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Fridays - All orders placed before 2pm the previous Thursday will be dispatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Weekends - All orders placed over a Bank Holiday Weekend will not be dispatched until the next working day.
Important Note:
Due to the nature of our products, we reserve the right to decline orders which request delivery to certain addresses including schools and places of worship.
When an order is returned to us after an attempted delivery, you will receive a refund for the value of the order minus the shipping costs.
If you decide to order again, delivery charges will apply as normal.
It is your responsibility to ensure that any items purchased are legal in the country of delivery.
Simply Pleasure is not responsible for any orders delayed by incorrect information given at checkout, so please ensure you enter all information correctly.
