Creature Cocks Deep Diver Silicone Dildo Red Purple
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Let your mythical fantasies take flight! This unique Aqua Phoenix dies and is reborn not by fire but with the power of the churning seas! The jade green and purple dong has rows of firm, ribbed ridges along the shaft, smooth tip, round knots near the bottom of the rod and a plumage of crashing waves at the base. This meaty dong has a tapered head for easier insertion, but a girthy, thick body that will stretch your limits! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy role play and use their favourite harness to transform this dong into a strap-on! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.
You've been swept up on shore. All of your shipmates are scattered in the sea where you can't find them. When you wake from unconsciousness, you are disoriented and cold. As you cough out the excess water from your lungs you begin to crawl towards the treeline. You're weak, so you don't know if you are dreaming when you hear the heavy flapping of wings and feel a gust of air against your skin. You fall unconscious again but wake up, to your shock, in the air! You look up and see that a giant, blue bird has you in its claws and is carrying you out to the ridge of a cliff! As it drops you in its cliff nest, it transforms into half-man and half-bird. Beautiful green and blue feathers cover its body and its bare skin glistens as if magic. Its eyes are still that of a bird, sharp and curious, and its face is narrow but this version of it has lips and a human-like mouth. It comes closer, careful not to scare you, and you look up into its eyes. Then it reaches its hand towards you and you see its fingers are bird talons, sharp and dangerous. It begins to rub its head against your body and its feathers ruffle. It undulates, rocking against you until you realize it has a giant rod between its thighs and the rod is getting bigger and bigger! Its eyes open and look wilder than before, then it kisses you on the mouth deeply before grabbing you with its talons and thrusting inside you! You scream into the birdman's mouth, but then your screams turn into moans. Faster than you thought possible you feel yourself climaxing! You fall to the floor in a tired heap. It isn't so bad, either. The floor is covered in soft feathers. When you wake up, the birdman is close by and ready for round two!
Features:
- Fantasy Dildo: This jade green and purple dong is designed after mythical water birds! It has a tapered tip, firm, ribbed ridges along the sides of the shaft, and a pair of bulging balls that are knotted lower down. Crashing waves of plumage adorn the base.
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Wide suction cup base for hands-free play
- Harness compatible
- Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone.
Size: Overall length: 8.6 inches. Insertable length: 7.5 inches. Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.5 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 2.7 inches.
Note: Use with a water based lube and clean with toy cleaner to ensure hygienic reuses
DELIVERY
100% discretion assured! All orders are shipped in plain discreet packaging as above.
When will my order be dispatched?
Please note that during busy periods such as Christmas, dispatch may take longer than normal. The delivery method is unaffected by the dispatch time.
Order Placed Before 2pm Monday - Friday: dispatched same day
Order Placed Between 2pm Friday and 12am Sunday: dispatched following Monday
Delivery options
Royal Mail Tracked 48: 2-3 working days
Royal Mail Tracked 24: 1-2 working days
The standard tracked delivery service is Royal Mail Tracked 48 which is delivered within two to three working days.
Our express delivery option Royal Mail Tracked 24 aims for your parcel to arrive by the next working day (Monday to Friday), where the order is placed before 2pm Monday to Friday.
Please note: Delivery to the Scottish Highlands and offshore UK islands areas may take longer than specified. Orders being sent to areas outside mainland UK are unlikely to arrive within the times specified even when selecting the next day.
Please allow 2-5 working days for the delivery of your order if you live in one of these postcodes:
AB30-38, AB44-56, FK17-99, G83, GY1, GY9, IV1-28, IV30-39, IV52-54, IV63, KW1-17, PA21-33, PA34-40, PH18-26, PH30, PH31-44, PH49-50, HS1-9, IV40-51, IV55-56, KA27-28, KW15-17, PA20, PA41-49, PA60-78, PH42-44, ZE1-3; plus: Northern Ireland.
Not at home during the day?
This is not a problem; we just require your billing address to match the one your payment card is registered to. You can decide to have the order delivered to an alternative address at checkout.
Security
If you are out when the postman comes knocking, don't worry. The delivery service will leave a card which has details of where your parcel can be collected. It is then kept safely with them for 7 days. If not collected during that time period, it will be returned to us. You are advised to take along some proof of identity when collecting your parcel. Be sure to follow the instructions on your delivery note.
Tracking your order
We retain the tracking code for all orders, your tracking information will be emailed to you directly from the delivery service provider. You can then use this tracking code at the delivery service website to find out where your order is, along route to your home. Please remember to check your emails junk mail or spam folder for tracking information. If your tracking email does not arrive as expected, you can then contact us here or alternatively ring our customer service team on 0800 1223 669.
Haven’t received your order when expected?
Please refer to the above relevant delivery charges and options tables for expected delivery time. If your order does not arrive as expected, you can then contact us here or alternatively ring the customer service team on 0800 1223 669.
Bank Holiday deliveries
Standard Delivery - Royal Mail do not deliver on Bank Holidays.
Bank Holiday Dispatches
Bank Holiday Mondays - All orders placed before 2pm on the previous Friday will be dispatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Fridays - All orders placed before 2pm the previous Thursday will be dispatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Weekends - All orders placed over a Bank Holiday Weekend will not be dispatched until the next working day.
Important Note:
Due to the nature of our products, we reserve the right to decline orders which request delivery to certain addresses including schools and places of worship.
When an order is returned to us after an attempted delivery, you will receive a refund for the value of the order minus the shipping costs.
If you decide to order again, delivery charges will apply as normal.
It is your responsibility to ensure that any items purchased are legal in the country of delivery.
Simply Pleasure is not responsible for any orders delayed by incorrect information given at checkout, so please ensure you enter all information correctly.
