Simply Pleasure News

  1. The Vagina Museum

    Vagina Museum

    How thorough were your sex-education lessons in school? The only bits I remember about mine were the tactile bits - rolling the condom down the banana and dipping the tampon in the glass of water to watch it expand. A learned more about my anatomy through self-exploration, internet research (and porn) and, later, having sex with other women.

    There happens to be a penis museum in Iceland, but what about the vagina? Well, Florence Schecter set out rectify this problem (and obvious gap

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  2. What is New Dick Fear?

    What is New Dick Fear

    What is "New Dick Fear"?

    It's the beginning of a new year, and many of us will have made New Year Resolutions. If, like many of us, one of your resolutions is along the lines of "find the love of my life" then there is something I need to tell you!

    The phrase New Dick Fear doesn’t simply mean you have a fear of ‘new dick’ - it’s a colloquialism for the fear of intimacy which can occur with any new sexual partner. It’s one thing to be a bit nervous before sleeping

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  3. We are Hiring an Accounts Assistant

    We are hiring an Accountant

    Simply Pleasure Limited is an award-winning retailer/wholesaler in the adult toy industry with 23 retail shops and 130 staff across the UK. 

    With over 40 years in the industry, we are constantly evolving with modern technology to maintain our competitive edge into the future. 

    We are currently looking to recruit a positive and friendly Accounts Assistant to join our small Finance team located at our head office / warehouse in Ringwood reporting to the Finance manager. 

    You will have the full support of our expertise and experience including appropriate training and guidance.

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  4. And the Winner of the 2021 Customer Survey is

    £200 Voucher winner

    Simply Pleasure is always looking to improve the service we provide to you - our loyal Customers. We constantly monitor the performance of our Web Site (did we mention that our Simply Pleasure Web Site is Carbon Neutral?!) and make improvements all the time.

    We also monitor Feedback on various Reviews platforms and Social Media comments and we believe that after launching our brand new web site in April 2021 we continue to have a world class platform to serve you.

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  5. Simply Pleasure Web Store is Carbon Neutral

    Simply Pleasure Web Store is Carbon Neutral

    Simply Pleasure is very pleased to be able to say that our Web Site is Carbon Neutral. We recently switched our Web Site Host to UK Fast in Manchester - all UKFast Solutions are now officially 100% carbon neutral. In fact their entire business is a carbon neutral from data centres, offices and operations, to all hosting solutions.

    What does this mean for customer of Simply Pleasure? Its great news, it means that making a purchase through our Web Site at

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  6. Our Black Friday Deals are here!

    Our Black Friday Deals are here!

    Whether you're looking for a great deal on sexy stocking fillers for the festive season, or just want to treat yourself to something a little bit special this season, it's the perfect time to indulge in budget-friendly deals at Simply Pleasure. Our Black Friday deals are here - and we've included some of our favourite toys and brands in our sale - including 20% off our ENTIRE site! 

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  7. 3 for 2: Mix & Match your way to Festive Fun!

    3 for 2: Mix & Match your way to Festive Fun!

    Christmas just got kinky with our incredible 3 for 2 offers that make the festive fun affordable. This Christmas, explore more with our fun selection of sexy stocking fillers. They're also perfect as treats for yourself when you're in the mood to take a step back from all the shared holiday activities. Our 3 for 2 deals include essentials, strokers, vibrators and more - browse our selection and find all your festive favourites.

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  8. Why Every Woman Needs a Lay-on Vibrator

    Why Every Woman Needs a Lay-on Vibrator

    Any woman who needs clitoral stimulation to orgasm should own a lay-on vibrator. This type of vibrator targets your clitoris with precision, but thanks to the shape and design the vibrations are spread across a larger surface area, ensuring that the vibrations and sensations are not too overpowering. This is an incredible addition to your play, as it does wonders for your warm-up and gives you that extra push when you're close to climax. The brand new

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  9. When it comes to pleasure, we like ours in XXL

    When it comes to pleasure, we like ours in XXL

    Our Mr. Cock range is big and bold, and is specially designed for those of you who love supersized dildos with a lifelike design, We're excited to introduce the Black Mamba, the Double Cock, The Hammer and The Giant - our larger than life dildo range that impresses with it's perfect size. These dildos are designed to look like the real thing, with a few size tweaks for extra stimulation.

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