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Realistic Dildos

If it’s realism you are after in your dildo, look no further than the realistic dildo range from Simply Pleasure. Veins, balls and even hair can be found on our realistic dildos to make them almost as good as the real thing! 6” or 8”, black or white variants are available from the realistic sex dildo range. Maybe you fancy a celebrity cock; Jeff Stryker, Bam, Ty Fox and even the legend that is John Holmes have all got a realistic dildo fashioned after their own cocks. The Squirt realistic dildo even has the capacity to squirt at (up) you and comes with a recipe book to help you rustle up a realistic cum substitute. All the realistic sex dildos we supply are made from high quality materials.


Water Soft Mounts Pink
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Price: £12.95

This 8" ultra stud stands straight up or bends with your every movement. The great thing about this vibrator is that it comes attached to a waterproof suction base, which attaches to nearly any slick surface. Ideal for livening up bath time! 2 x AA batteries
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Water Soft Mounts Purple
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Price: £9.95

This 7" multi seed dong not only bends with your every movement, it comes with a super suction cup which will stick to almost any surface. Stick it and see!! 2 x AA batteries
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Classic Dong 8" Black
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Price: £10.95

Sometimes you just want to keep it simple. That is why there is the Classic 8" Dong. Made from Silagel, which is anti-bacterial, latex-free, cadium-free and odourless, this is the ideal dong a classically good time. It is realistically veined and is always ready for action.
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Jelly Dong Peter's Penetrator
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Price: £11.95

Not sure who Peter is, but you won't care after you feel his penetrator. This 7", real-feel, jelly dong looks the part and certainly feels like the real thing. A great dong, you'll soon be singing Peter's praises.
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6" Jelly Dong
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Price: £11.95

Made from super-soft, super-flexible jelly, this 6" veined dong has a hearty set of balls, and is perfect for use on your own, or with a lucky partner.
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Classic Dong 8" Flesh
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Price: £10.95

Sometimes you just want to keep it simple. That is why there is the Classic 8" Dong. Made from Silagel, which is anti-bacterial, latex-free, cadium-free and odourless, this is the ideal dong a classically good time. It is realistically veined and is always ready for action.
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Dick Rambone Cock 18"Black
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Price: £34.36

Looking like a veiny Zepplin with balls, this huge cock is detailed with veins, bulges and curves. Thanks to the suction cup at the base, it can be attached nearly anywhere and is only for the brave. The Dick Rambone 18" will surely satisfy any desires.
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Realistic Cock 8" Flesh
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Price: £39.95

The Realistic Cock is called that for a reason. This is by far the most realistic cock ever made. It is moulded from an actual erect penis and hand detailed to capture every vein, bulge and crease. It has a suction cup to allow you to postion it where you need it and even has a FREE travel pouch...
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Realistic Cock 8" Black
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Price: £39.95

The Realistic Cock is called that for a reason. This is by far the most realistic cock ever made. It is moulded from an actual erect penis and hand detailed to capture every vein, bulge and crease. It has a suction cup to allow you to postion it where you need it and even has a FREE travel pouch...
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Mr Softie Dong 8" Hot Pink
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Price: £12.95

This Dong has a soft spot for the ladies! Coming at you in Hot Pink, with a veined shaft and feeling super soft, Mr Softee is a superb entertainer.
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