It was my first time using a prostate massager and anal play so it might be very useful for people wanting to try it as well. So I did read a lot about it before buying, there's a lot of hype so I wanted to see what exactly it's all about. First thing you need to know a lot of people mentioned in the reviews about this type of products that presumably some toys are too small for big people and they do not reach prostate properly. I was confused by what they meant by saying too big - fat or tall? I will answer this for you, I'm skinny but 6 ft tall and unfortunately I did not feel a lot of excitement, once it goes in yes you feel something happening but it's only for very short period of time and not much, maybe this is the case when this toy is actually too small for me as others mentioned? It also doesn't hold properly, this was mentioned by many people as well, basically if you want it to stay in place you can't move at all you must stay still at all time which almost makes no sense. Also what you need to know about this toy that it's made of very hard cheap plastic with a vertical line positioned in the middle of the toy which becomes a bit sharp in some areas, I wouldn't say it's dangerous as when using the toy with lubricant you don't feel it at all neither you feel that the toy is very tough because of its material but it just shows poor build quality, maximum it should cost 10 pounds. I wouldn't recommend buying it unless you are shorter and it might feel different for you but at the same time I almost don't see any alternatives as although other toys look better and are built better they are way too expensive... Overall I had mixed feelings about it, mostly negative. I personally used it twice and I don't feel like I will use it again so I wouldn't recommend this especially for beginners but from what people are said experienced users wouldn't use it anyway as they buy more expensive ones.
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When Will My Order Be Despatched?
|Order Placed||Order Despatched|
|Before 3pm Monday - Thursday||Same Day|
|Before 12pm (noon) Friday||Same Day|
|Between 12pm (noon) Friday and midnight Sunday||Following Monday|
United Kingdom Delivery Charges & Options
|Service||Delivered||Charge||FREE when you spend|
|Royal Mail Tracked 48||2 working days||£2.50||£10|
|Next Working Day Courier||1 working day||£4.79||N/A|
The standard tracked delivery service is Royal Mail Tracked 48 which is delivered within two to three working days.
The Next Working Day Courier is sent via Interlink Express Courier. This is guaranteed to arrive next working day Monday to Friday, where the order is placed before 3pm Monday to Thursday and 12pm (noon) Friday.
The Saturday Delivery option is sent by Royal Mail Special Delivery which is Guaranteed Saturday by 1pm, for orders placed before 12pm (noon) on Friday.
Delivery to the Scottish Highlands and offshore UK islands areas may take longer than specified. Orders being sent to areas outside mainland UK are unlikely to arrive within the times specified even when selecting the Next Day or Saturday Delivery options.
Please allow 2-5 working days for the delivery of your order if you live in one of these postcodes:
AB30-38, AB44-56, FK17-99, G83, GY1, GY9, IV1-28, IV30-39, IV52-54, IV63, KW1-17, PA21-33, PA34-40, PH18-26, PH30, PH31-44, PH49-50, HS1-9, IV40-51, IV55-56, KA27-28, KW15-17, PA20, PA41-49, PA60-78, PH42-44, ZE1-3; plus: Northern Ireland and the Channel Islands.
Not at Home During the Day?
This is not a problem, we just require your billing address to match the one your payment card is registered to. You can decide to have the order delivered to an alternative address at checkout.
Please note that all deliveries must be signed for.
All Simply Pleasure parcels need to be signed for so that we know your order has been safely received. However if you are out when the postman comes knocking, don't worry.
The delivery service will leave a card which has details of where your parcel can be collected. It is then kept safely with them for 7 days. If not collected during that time period, it will be returned to us. You are advised to take along some proof of identity when collecting your parcel. Be sure to follow the instructions on your delivery note.
Tracking Your Order
We retain the tracking code for all orders, which can be emailed to you upon your request. You can then use this tracking code at the delivery service website to find out where your order is, along route to your home.
Royal Mail website www.royalmail.com
Interlink website at http://www.interlinkexpress.com.
Haven’t Received Your Order when Expected?
Please allow 4 working days before contacting us, if your order has not arrived. You can then contact us here or alternatively ring the customer service team on 01202 868 511.
Bank Holiday Deliveries
Standard Delivery- Royal Mail do not deliver on Bank Holidays.
Next Day Courier - Will be delivered on the Next working day and not the Bank Holiday.
Saturday Delivery - Will be delivered on the Saturday through Royal Mail.
Bank Holiday Despatches
Bank Holiday Mondays - All orders placed before 12pm (noon) on the previous Friday will be despatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Fridays - All orders placed before 3pm the previous Thursday will be despatched the same day.
Bank Holiday Weekends - All orders placed over a Bank Holiday Weekend will not be despatched until the next working day.
Due to the nature of our products, we reserve the right to decline orders which request delivery to certain addresses including schools and places of worship.
When an order is returned to us after an attempted delivery, you will receive a refund for the value of the order minus the shipping costs.
If you decide to order again, delivery charges will apply as normal.
Simply Pleasure is not responsible for any orders delayed by incorrect information given at checkout, so please ensure you enter all information correctly.