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Some people think we have the best job in the world. Sitting in a shop rammed full of sex toys, from dolls to dildos, fists to feathers - I’ve got it all in a Simply Pleasure store. I don’t disagree, but don’t just think of me as just a shop manager, I’m like a doctor, a sex samaritan.

People tell me more than they tell their best friend, their partner and even their actual GP. I love it, I genuinely do. The best customers are the ones that come in and they want to experiment, from the first vibe to their first strap on.  I can’t get over why everything is hush hush in this country, no-one wants to talk and no-one wants to listen – maybe that’s why teenage pregnancy rates are one of the highest in Europe – so back to the point, I like to make people feel relaxed in my store, I want them to tell me everything really, because with only half the information I can only give you half an answer so talk, talk, talk…

My favourite time of being the “Sex Samaritan” was when a young couple came in a while ago now, they’d never been in a sex shop before and wanted to experiment further but didn’t really know who to talk to. So after lots of muffled voices, shy snippets of errrr, ummm and you know….”that”….we came to the conclusion they wanted to try “booty love” (I quote his words! she, on the other hand didn’t look quite so keen!) They seemed to think I was the fountain of all knowledge, looking at me desperate for some guidance. Right, first things first, what have you done? Nothing, absolute beginners. Right, then I recommend that you start with a finger + condom + lube. Beginning to open up a bit she wasn’t too keen on a finger, she’d rather use a toy, ok, let’s start with a small flexible butt plug then? Pipedreams have just released their uber popular Basix range, showing them the Basix mini butt plug she began to look less frightened and more intrigued picking up a vast array of items asking me what they were for.  Dragging her back to what they had actually come in for, the bright pink super soft and flexible plug wasn’t intimidating, and not being much bigger than a finger it was ideal. Store investigation continued and off they went looking at the walls of toys and lingerie filling the store, they finished off the sale with some lubricant and one of the best products *ever* invented (And thoroughly recommended!) Anal Eaze. Alright, silly name, but forgetting the cheesy name & 80s packaging this stuff works wonders, at the end of the day anal sex is all about relaxation and preparation, and with this cream featuring the all important desensitizing ingredient it is a must product to help relax before playtime. Ok so all that is pretty normal, nothing to write home about (or blog!) but now maybe close to 2 years after that visit to the shop they are one of my most regular customers, they’ve explanded into bigger toys, restraints and just yesterday they bought a sex swing!

Now I’m definitely not one to blow my own trumpet, but they said to me that they’d never have experimented so much if it wasn’t for me being open and guiding to them from day one, now whatever comes in new they want to know everything about it.  So next time, talk, ask questions and experiment, if we couldn’t talk to you about sex we wouldn’t work in a sex shop would we? You never know, you might become my most regular customer ;)

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When is a sex toy not a sex toy

When is a sex toy not a sex toy? Forgetting the story about the man from Bellevue Ohio who was filmed putting his round, metal picnic table on its side, then having sex with it (that hole is for the umbrella dummy!!) if we can . http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/story.aspx?id=150083 Or, should I say, putting aside the unwelcome mental image that has suddenly invaded your minds eye for a minute, when is a sex toy not a sex toy? Is it me or is it not the brazen shamelessness of this man having sex with a table but his obvious laziness in not actually taking the table inside to the relative seclusion and PRIVACY of his own home that really sickens.

 Anyway to return to my original question (tables aside), the answer of said question, is the new PlayStation 3 motion controller “he Move”

  

 This new peripheral from Sony is designed to enhance the game playing experience of the console user with its interactive motion sensors. “Wii-ait  a minute!” you cry, and you are right. It is along the same lines as the immensely popular Nintendo Wii. So sue them!!

 The first reaction to “The Move” wasn’t that it looked very Wii-esque, but that it looked like a sex toy, which to be fair it does. The funny thing about the whole “The Move looks like a sex toy” debacle was that it is to be launched for use with the new Tiger Woods 11 game. Not, as you could easily be forgiven for thinking, a cheap arcade game, where you, the hero, has to avoid fire hydrants while amassing a harem of porn stars, glamour models, secretaries, waitresses and others, without setting off the ‘er indoors alert, or a scorecard, or a boast but the latest installment in the immensely popular golf simulation.

  Get swinging, but not in that way, and enjoy the extra dimension that “The Move” will offer. It is not a sex toy, but the future of game playing, and as it would appear that one of the biggest game players has now retired to concentrate on his family and golf career, there will be plenty of room in front consoles everywhere.

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LELO LOVIN’

 So here at SimplyPleasure.com we were more than excited when the LELO arrived this week! The Swedish based company ‘LELO’ have provided us with most luxurious pleasure that we have ever seen before! Their absolutely beautiful packaging, sleek designs and intense power had us fighting to get them all open and see. My eyes were first drawn to the MONA, she had the sleekest and most appealing design by far, this midsized vibrator delivers fuller sensations than you would expect from a vibrator of her size, while her 6 modes of stimulation will intrigue and delight for as long as her user desires. Mona is curved just right to hit that G Spot, but don’t be fooled, she is deceptively strong so perfect for those more into the clitoral stimulation. Charge her up for 2 hours and she will provide you with 4 hours of blissful vibrations, and when you’re done simply lock the interface dial and she will hold any unused power so she’s ready to go whenever you are. And if we do have any small “accidents” with her, like the entire LELO range, she is covered by a 1-Year LELO Warranty, just simply register the product within 7 days.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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January Sale

Have you heard our January sale is active? We have put 60% off all the selected sale items. You will be pleased with the prices on some of our most popular items. There probably items you were thinking about getting before, well now is the time to get them. With these savings you will be able to get a few more items to tickle your fancy. Make sure you beat the rush and not be disappointed if the item you want has gone.

Don’t forget, to use your £5 voucher as well for even more savings.

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iTap up these beauties

New to us at Simply Pleasure is the “iTap” range from California Exotics, their revolutionary new “tap for service” design is as impressive as it sounds. Starting with the iTap vibe which comes in both pink & purple has a super smooth 6” velvet touch shaft with 5 functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation. Perfect for both penetrative and clitoral stimulation, its direct tip gets you just in the right spot. Prefer to hit that G spot? No worries, we also do the iTap in a G Spot Vibe, and for all those who aren’t too keen on getting penetrative with toys there’s the 5 function iTap Bullet and iTap Eggs. All of which have no buttons or switches, just tap between pulsations to find the perfect one then just relax and enjoy its show!

SP offer – Buy any iTap vibe and get 50% off ANY lubricants *limited time only

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The 1st Female Ejaculation hits Simply Pleasure!

Anna Span’s latest release, Women Love Porn has been granted their long awaited BBFC certification after a battle about the female ejaculation scene. Originally the BBFC had asked Anna Span to remove the scene as they disagreed that the woman involved was actually ejaculating and that she was actually urinating, which made that scene fall into the Obscene Publications Act. They backed up the fact it was genuine with 20 years worth of study material proving that a “G Spot Orgasm” is possible and that it most certainly was not urine that the model “DJ” had passed.

Anna Span’s “female friendly” porn is a big hit with us at Simply Pleasure, and all new titles regularly sell out within the first few weeks with us. We hope that “Women Love Porn” will be the same. To get your copy visit your nearest Simply Pleasure Store.

Also check out our range of G Spot toys, to see if you too can ejaculate like DJ.

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This vibe is therapy!

So we’ve just taken delivery of Vibe Therapy’s new Slim Line range, which include the pointy-pencil-looking Frenzy to the futuristic glam of the Pinnacle Combi Stim, but my favourite has to be the Delight Combi Stim, which quite frankly does exactly what it says on the tin, except I got much *much* more than just a delight!

First off the packaging has none of that awful 70’s style that you sometimes come across; its modern attractive box gives it much more of a classy and quality feel to the product. When taking it out the box I was actually quite surprised by the feel of the superior silicone it is made from, it warmed up quickly and has a comfortable flex to it (but enough to keep it from missing the right places!) by now I was hoping this vibe was going to give me exactly what I wanted! So I slipped in those all important batteries and squirted a good amount of my favourite lube, Moist Personal Lube, on. The double ‘bumped’ end felt like it cupped just the right bit and by pressing the remarkably simple touch buttons it began to circle around massaging my G-Spot perfectly. Impressed by that on its own I pursued to find the best part, those marvelous little rabbit ears! Even just the first setting was enough for my body to shiver, but experimenting further I found another 6 different vibrations and pulsations! Not that I got to try all 6 out, seeing as the 3rd one was enough to finish me off, but seeing as its also fully waterproof I’m going to have to explore the other variations in the shower! I also found my “Delight” is virtually silent which is a huge bonus so now I won’t be worried about others over-hearing and seeing as I really can’t fault the vibe it’ll now be a regular in the bedroom!

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Naughty, naughty! Babeland has given Park Slope a rise - BrooklynPapers.com


Naughty, naughty! Babeland has given Park Slope a rise
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Even more important than which model you prefer, is the larger role that Cavanah has played in bringing sex toys out of the back closet and allowed people to let them live up to their fun-sounding names (if you have to ask what “the Fleshlight” is, ...

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Sandra has been added to your favorite examiners - Examiner.com


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Water-based lubricants are safe to use with condoms, safe to use with any sex toy, edible, won't stain, and easily rinse away from the vagina. When in doubt, water-based is definitely the way to go! Especially for women who are prone to UTIs and yeast ...

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Good God, Lookie There: Bible Girl's Book! - Dallas Observer


Good God, Lookie There: Bible Girl's Book!
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Everyone should write at least two autobiographies before they're 45. " speculation regarding which sex toys I might've preferred in my supposed previous life as a lesbian." Ok, forget about which toy she used to prefer, what about now? ...

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