If you are looking for reasonably priced sex toys and silky lingerie of the highest quality, then look no further than Simply Pleasure. We put our absolute everything into ensuring that you get the highest possible pleasure and fun out of our products for the least possible cost. Actually, we’re not bragging here (well we are a little bit!) but we are the cheapest on the web while never ever compromising on quality and style. So there you are!
We’ve been in this business for over thirty years, so we know our sex toys and lingerie pretty well! You can’t beat experience at the end of the day. Like a proverbial fine wine, we get better, richer, and more tantalising with age. We’re unrivalled with regards to the fun factor and service we deliver.
So...welcome to the website, you’ll find lots to keep you very entertained on here and will find out who we are and what we’re all about!
It doesn’t matter whether you are a brand (spanking) new user of sex toys or whether you have your own racy dungeon full of whips, spikes, and chains, you’ll find something here to either get you started on your pleasurable sex toys journey or something impressive to add to and spice up your existing collection. Get you!
Here are some details regarding the many varying products we sell on the site, just don’t blame us if you get too excited...
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Cheap Vibrators - Well for a start we have our scintillating collection of vibrators, like the iconic Rampant Rabbit with its multi-speed settings and array of tempting colours. Sometimes it feels like we’re in a farm with the amount of Rabbits we have lying around in their boxes waiting to find their perfect owners. People’s vibrator preferences are as varied as their preferred flavour of ice cream. With that in mind, we’ve got SUCH a selection for you. For example if you are looking for something a bit more like the real thing, we do a massive assortment of realistic vibrators like the Perfect Pleasures Forskin Vibe. JUST like the real thing and designed specifically to feel like the real thing. Try it if you dare! If you like the other extreme, we take great, fantastic, and tremendous pleasure in catering for that as well! We do a collection of vibrators that are ten inches or over! Realistic they aint! But you’ll get a world of pleasure from them.
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Lingerie – whether you like to dress up and play hard, or like to play it coy with your dressing up play, we have some beautiful and extremely sexy and tantalising pieces for your perusal. Choose from a scintillating range of thongs with sexy cut away elements to drive you both wild, and costumes like the French maid and the nurse that are sure to excite you.
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Anal toys - ah, yes...we’re specialists when it comes to matters of the rear region. If you like your fantasies to centre around this area, we have so many different toys and implements to tickle your fancy. Fancy an anal vibrator or some anal love beads? It’s all here, for the beginner to the seasoned pro!
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Silicone Dildos – check out our range of dildos. We do them mega large (10 inches plus!, ultra realistic in look feel and texture, and everything in between!
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Fetish Gear - ooh we’re getting excited just talking about this section of our site. Let’s just say that we’re not afraid to experiment, and it has done us the world of good! Products include inflatable toys, electric shock toys, nipple jewellery and strap-ons for those who like to play with role reversal. We have it all.
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Bondage toys- Cuffs, tapes and restraints, where do we begin? Being tied up doing the deed can be one of the most liberating and sensual experiences you’ll ever have. Make sure your amour is a trustworthy and safe person, visit our site and purchase the essentials, and have your fun. Excuse any typos, it’s hard typing with one arm...
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Penis Pumps and developers – want to make it bigger, emphasise it, and make it looks its possible best? Whatever your part of choice is, visits the “pumps and developers” section of the site and get it quick! Just don’t blame us when you have to bolt the door to keep all the interested potential lovers away! We supply the magic, it’s up to you to control it!
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XXX DVD’S - What kind of pleasure paradise would we be if we were stingy on such an essential part of the sensual experience? DVD’s in the mainstream vein include dvd’s focused on anal pleasure such as “Anal Attack 2” and “Analyse this”. If you like your sexy DVD’s funny, check out the awesome Flintstones parody “The Flintstones: an XXX parody”.
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Lubes and massage oils -ooh baby! We’re big lube fans, knowing as we do, that it can totally up the already considerable pleasure ante when using our insanely sexy toys. Check out our warming lube for those cold dark nights. “Liquid love” is the leader in its field, this erotically charged massage oil send sparks of hot pleasure through your body, then check out what happens when you blow on the rubbed up skin. Go on, we dare you.
We do so many other products, so if you are looking for an experience you will never ever forget in a million years, you have reached the right site. We’re here to help you on your way to pleasure.
Our other services
Connect with us
Did you know that we have our Sex Buzz Blog which details the latest innovations in the world of sex toys and provides general advice and tips for the cautious consumer? We also have our Pleasure News which tells you all the latest sex news. You can’t miss it! Get involved and get reading. You never know what you might find out! Blogs range from general sex advice to our opinion on some of the biggest sex scandals in 2010. Check out entries like “Are rampant rabbits really that good?” “get all wrapped up for Christmas” and our opinion on “sex talk in classrooms”.
If you like that, you’ll love our Pleasure News, bringing the latest sex news straight to the site, giving you that all important heads up on what’s really going on.
Our General Sex Toys Advice
Not only do we offer you a wonderful selection of goodies, we also provide help and advice on how to get the most out of your ooh! At the bottom of this page, scroll down to see. We particularly like our article on introducing partners to vibrators. Have a read, you could learn something good, or just get a good laugh!
Our Services
We offer next day delivery, and just in case we haven’t spoiled you enough, we also make doubly sure that your packaging is discrete so that you can receive your tantalising gifts with no red faces (until you wave the postman off and unwrap them of course!).
Also, our site is 100% secure, so that you do can that all-important shopping safely.
Payment
We accept all major credit cards: Visa, Visa Electron, Mastercard, Maestro, Delta just to name a few. Also, when items appear on bank statements, they are designed to appear in a way that will spare your blushes. See, how nice are we?
To ensure same day dispatch, make sure you place your order before 3pm.
Our delivery (to put the cherry on top of the iced up cake) is 100% FREE